SIGNS OF THE TIMES

In my perambulations about town, I stumble across traffic-stopping signage. Here are four that caught my wandering eye:

The advert for a discount perfumery at Bloor and Main Street. Note that they stock everything from J.Lo to Verscae, not to be confused to Versace.

Now here’s what I call the breakfast of champions and/or death by carbs. At a fast-food emporium at Grace and Bloor, you can scarf down pizza, fries and Fat Coke for $5. No wonder we are breeding a generation of diabetics.

Kale is dead. Long live the new power vegetable, "Aragula".

Forget air guitar. They apparently don't use scissors in this long-standing Beach barber shop.